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#tpainbetter audition to be a California Raisin.. He's done!
#uknowhowiknowuregay cuz u do a song wit Lil Wayne & change ur name to T-Wayne...eeeel
#tpainbetter stop playin for JayZ buys every autotune machine in the world & end his career...
#tpainbetter stay his ass outta the sun for the rest of his life!!
#tpainbetter give Mr. Monopoly back his top hats!!
#tpainbetter not meet me in Brooklyn...
After D.O.A., #tpainbetter not be mad, UPS is hiring!!
.................This is only the beginning (Brooklyn We Go Hard!!!)

Twitter is used for a lot of things these days, but this has to be one of my favorites. A 28-year-old guy named Justin has set up a Twitter account simply to tweet out random things his elderly father says. The title of the feed: “Shit My Dad Says.

Apparently, I’m a bit slow stumbling upon this; even though it was only started at the beginning of August, Justin’s account for his 73-year-old father’s sayings already has over 150,000 followers. But I don’t care, it needs to be pointed out again how awesome this idea is.
My parents, while not that old yet, often say things worthy of tweets, like when my mom seriously thought netbooks were computers built for little people. And had Twitter been around when my grandfather was, this would have been the perfect medium for his bits of comedic wisdom.
Here are some of my favorites from Justin’s dad:
“Your mother
rented this film, What Happens In Vegas. I thought it was going to be non-fiction, but it’s fiction, and it’s about some idiot.”
“Who is
this woman?….Kate Beckinsale? Well, you can tell Kate Beckinsale she sucks.”
“Your mother
made a batch of meatballs last night. Some are for you, some are for me, but more are for me. Remember that. More. Me.”
“Your brother
brought his baby over this morning. He told me it could stand. It couldn’t stand for shit. Just sat there. Big let down.”
“Love this
Mrs. Dash. The bitch can make spices… Jesus, Joni (my mom) it’s a joke. I was making a joke! Mrs. Dash isn’t even real dammit!”
“Why would
i want to check a voicemail on my cell phone? People want to talk to me, call again. If i want to talk to you, I’ll answer.”
You know how else I know this site idea is awesome? Some random girl at the cafe I’m at just saw Shit My Dad Says on my screen and stopped to tell me that it’s awesome.




Twitter and

Facebook members saw delays logging in and posting to their online profiles, which the social networking site said was related to an "apparent distributed denial of service
Facebook was working with Twitter and Internet search company Google Inc to investigate further, said a person familiar with Facebook but who was not authorized to speak to the press.
Speculation swirled on the Internet that other social networking sites had also come under attack, after relatively lesser-known site LiveJournal said it too had been targeted by hackers on Thursday. But those rumors could not be confirmed.

The widget, found here, allows you to enter any search query, along with a title and a caption. The widget will then be built next to the input fields so you can see what it looks like. You can also edit its color and dimensions. If you like it, you simply grab the code and put it on a webpage. From there, it will continuously update in real-time with new results from the query you set.
OKay, I tried twitter on the right side of the blog and appears the coding allow it to goes off in an endless trail outside the borders of the widget. For a multimillion dollar company you think it get better programmers? Huh?